Monday, November 16, 2009

What do you wanna watch on TV? If you watch TV all!!!

Without first giving a bhashan on the state of Television in India today, I want to know: what do you 'watch' or 'would like to watch if given a choice'? There are many options and the platter is still not full but the poll next to this post tries to cover the length and breath of the kind of TV programming being unleashed on us these days.

A little bhashan 'cos I can't help it?

A decade ago, TV viewing was a family affair. There used to be a box in the middle of the living room which was at most times crowded around by family members. Sometimes friends and neighbours also joined in, usually uninvited. It was a social daily activity/event which encouraged bonding, discussions and dialogue. Affordability and variety in programming has changed all that today without me explaining how???

But the discussion and dialogue continues till today. So much so that mainstream news channels have dedicated shows to present highlights of last nights happenings. It all started with Saas, bahu aur Saazish on Star News if I'm correct and now its an epidemic that has not spared even MTV, if you managed to catch MTV STRIPPED. It's an awesome show that mocks back at today's programming and viewing culture.

Still there is no defining good TV or bad TV. It's all about your sensibility and of course, TRPs.  There is a wide variety of content across a wide variety of competing channels. The viewer it seems is spoilt with choices, that's the general perception. But as usual I beg to disagree. Infact, I feel content is just thrust upon us. There is no innovation. It's all cut, copy and paste from the west. What sells is best! - is what most TV gurus and marketing pundits would agree to and its quite right to. We are all part of a big social and marketing experiment.

Crorepati worked so we had 3 other channels aping the same. Indian Idol worked and we had another 3 channels aping it, same goes for Roadies and now Bigg Boss. Something clicks and then there is a bandwagon full of similar fairs packaged and presented differently, same fail and some come back season after season. My question is where is the choice. Look at the on air programmes. Bigg Boss on Colors, Big Switch on Bindass, Perfect Bride on Star Plus, Pati Patni aur woh on NDTV Imagine - all sharing the same premise of being locked together in a limited space trying to outsmart each other by bringing out their worst in front of the whole country indirectly transforming the viewer into a voyeur. And pleasure in seeing Tanaz and Bakhtiyar going at each other or Sherlyn Chopra stripping in my living room is just so awe inspiring left alone Rakhi and Elesh's raging hormones. The question still is what is different here, where is the choice. The viewer is just subjected to a superficial  idea of the show being different perpetuated by the makers.

Bigg Boss is 'unique' because it about surviving in a house with 13 unknown people for 80 days - well unknown, not really. Same with Perfect Bride where 5 'lucky' - very questionable!, grooms get to select 5 'lucky' again - brides with a lil help from their matajis. How different is this from MTV Splitvilla minus the annoying mummyjis??? Big Switch goes along with same funda of living together in a slum with a hint of social initiative and I don't know who is benefiting from Pati, Patni aur Woh, again couples living together with children not of their own bearing trying to proof to the country who's the most compatible among the 4. Well if you were not already compatible you wouldn't be a couple, ideally speaking. So this is the 'living together' phase of reality show. Then DPL will get competition from DID whenever that begins. Has anyone heard of MPL yet??? When is Indian Idol, Saregamapa and the celebrity dance reality shows coming??? I'm eager to witness the variety on Indian Television.

But if you ask me what is good TV, I don't really know. I guess I've not seen it till now. Nothing that holds at least my attention long enough on Indian TV except the bulletins on channel no 32 - CNNIBN, not that its a flagship of good news TV but that's what I tune in to to see if its safe to venture out today.  Guess that's what everyone one is doing - using available resources and hoping for something better.

P.S. - My favourite shows are HOUSE MD, HEROES and TRUE BLOOD. I consider these good TV.  But I and people of my wavelength do not make the TRP generating masses so my liking is not a benchmark, you may just hate them.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The 'C' Club Poster...


My tribute to 'C' Club and it's members...



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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Lets talk about Politics, Religion and Sex!

Something really repulsed me today that made me change my religious opinion on facebook from - 'Don't care' to 'Love all, hate none' - read on to find out why?

We find it so cool to have an indifferent attitute about things remotely related to politics and religion but add sex to it and you have got our attention. And I'm guessing you are on this page precisely for the same reason. I'm no expert on that subject! Sorry!

However, I did a little research and inadvertently stumbled upon some profile pages of my peers on facebook. I observed that most of my peers have a strong opinion on subjects close to sex, relationships, love etc etc. As I expected, many of them had vague, repulsive and unoriginal thoughts towards politics and religion. Someone says: I give a damn about religion. Another says: I give a f*** about politics, so and and so forth. Can't blame us can we? There really haven't been many leaders recently who inspire us. But is that the real reason or a mere excuse for us to live in denial.

I didn't vote this year and I ain't proud about it. But I do not regret it cause even if had the oppotunity I wouldn't have known whom to choose, but that is no excuse for me not to have an opinion. Infact, I chose not to be part of the mockery that Indian politics has become but as an individual I do have a political opinion and I urge the rest of you to have one too. If not buy one, there are lots of books available plus give facebook a miss for like 10 mins a day and read ibnlive or even yahoo... The opinion could vary from mild, moderate to high but one must have a say. Things like 'give a damn' is so damn uncool, you sound like a stupid bimbo irrespective of whether you use the men's room or the women's one! Who are you to give a damn! You have disrespected and disregarded our 'political' freedom movement and those who fought and died for you to have the very freedom to give a f****ing damn!

And if you 'give a damn' about politics and religion, you are in a way saying its ok for Mr. Raj Thakeray to say and do as he pleases, for Kasab to come to our country and kill our people, cause why should you care, you 'give a damn' to who dies where and how until it affects you or your kin. So next time you are updating your profile picture on facebook, spare a thought - for all does who died on 26/11 and please pray for them unless you decide to update your political opinion to: I'm thinking...

Thursday, October 15, 2009

10 things you must not say to someone who has just lost his job!

This is by no means an exhaustive list…




Question My head



1 What next? If I knew I wouldn't be jobless!
2 Don't worry!!! Are YOU going to adopt me???
3 Take a break! I'll break ur neck!
4 How come? Why? Actually we were making too much profits…
5 Really!!! No I'm joking cos I'm bored…
6 How can I help? Get me a job… %^#$%^$#
7 What about severance? Non of your business!
8 How's ur family coping? Ya actually they are celebrating…
9 I'm sorry? Ya right, get lost!
10 Call ur seniors… Why don't u call your seniors and get me a job!



Feel free to add on through comments…


Monday, May 04, 2009

A World without Villains...

... would be boring! I mean who would inspire good in us if villains ceased to exists. The common villains of our age are poverty, illiteracy, disease and corruption which will never cease to exists because these are the very tools that maintain a balance of power between the haves and the have nots. Its all part of a big master plan. Assuming one day these villains become extinct what will happen to our NGOs! How will they replenish their trust funds and on what grounds? On the contrary there will be more jobless people, more poverty, more disease and even more corruption. 

The new fad to hit town this season is voting. However, the election fever subsided even before it could begin; with people's general disgust towards stone-aged policies and mega budget lies, as evident from the meagre voter turnout in Mumbai alone. The wealthiest city in India blatantly showed its m*ddl* finger to these elections and its contestants. I wonder why? Was it just too hot to step out on the most important day of your country? Perhaps, the government of the day should have taken proper measures to counter the temperature.  A promise of free non-aerated, non-alcoholic beverages to those who take some interest in the welfare of the nation would have been a decent gesture considering they spend billions anyway on such a farcical exercise as 'The General Elections.' I don't have figures to prove my point but its no secret that political parties and their beneficiaries spare any effort in wooing the voters with cash, gifts and s**t load of lies.

Sometimes I wonder, if voting alone could set things right then what have we been doing the last 60 odd years? Did Obama Mania bite us in the bum making us wiser in the last 4 months? Or we just need something new every 6 months to make a lot of noise about and let it whimper away when we have something new to clamour about? The guess is yours...

Finally in another month we will have our coveted new government (Our Heroes) elected by wise men and women  of our time who did indeed go out to exercise their right (as well as their fingers). Regardless, we needn't wait long to sigh and say - "Ah well, the next government will be better!" because there'll be new villains lurking around every corner to challenge our much celebrated heroes and our world will as usual remain as interesting and well balanced more than ever before.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The TISS Rape... Yet another saga unfolds...

This is a follow up to the comment I had made in a blog about the TISS Rape Case... the comment I made reads... 

"Who did, how did, why did, where did, really did or didn't, consensual or provoked or whatever hell had broken out loose we will never know the exact truth no matter what the media, police or court says, we will never know so to say the TRUTH. But in this is a lesson for this generation... don't take the freedom accorded to you for granted, don't get high if you can't handle it, don't be 'cool' if you can't hack it... no one is perfect you just have to strive towards perfection... be conscious of your actions cause one little misadventure can ruin you and the life of others you love..."

Without making any moral judgements and keeping in the mind the maxim " to err is human " I strongly believe in the comment I made on a blog post I read recently about the TISS Rape Case which kinda reflected on the growing discontent about how the TRP driven media handles such sensitives issues like rape and murder. Well you can shout from the roof tops and give sermons in many a blogs about media sensationalism while trying to de-rationalize it in the context of materialism but ultimately its just human nature to make the most out of other people's misery... that's what our iconic TV reality shows are doing these days... So why blame the media when the devil resides in us, the consumers of commercially driven reality... 

So also view this rape case as one more reality show only difference being this is unscripted, raw and unglamorous, you really do not want to participate in it as the neither the victim nor as the criminal but you will surely follow it as religiously as you would follow Rodies 6.0... 

And while blaming the media have you ever considered the possibility that prevention is better than cure... I'm sure most of us are and will always remain unaware of what transpired between those individuals that night, so without making any moral judgements lets say that if those individuals had considered the consequences of their actions, its implications on themselves, their families, friends... had they even held back and thought about all the rights and wrongs taught in school and at home... had they drawn the line between fun and crime things would have turn out much different that what they are today.

You may have been saints in the good old days, but this world is a very unforgiving place, one mistake can erase 10000 deeds of kindness and 10000 more deeds of kindness cannot undo or reverse a single offense. Less said more done, your life finally is in your hands and in your moral distinctions -  the choices you make... There is right, there is wrong and there's the chance to choose between them.  After all, you are the boss!





Sunday, April 27, 2008

Indoctrinate U

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'Indoctrinate U is one of the most important documentaries of the year. But it might also be the most important documentary you aren't able to see this year. We know there is a vast audience for this film. But commercial distributors -- the executives who decide what films go into theaters -- don't. So unless we can prove to them that this audience exists -- that you want to see it, Indoctrinate U might not come to a theater near you...'

From:
http://indoctrinate-u.com/pages/welcome.html

For all tired of being indoctrinated by college professors, administrators and academicians... this is a must watch!

Learn more:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1137970/


Comment on Imdb:
'Dare a University Professor to watch this through to the end!'